Well I've been in Nashville for the last week. It was a good trip but I'm glad to be back home.
As all of the ancients have some stories I figured I'd share another one with you. It'd be so long since this happened that I had completely forgotten about it until Beo reminded me of it. Back during the time when I was killing kingdoms, and getting very large, I had an epiphany. We all have those moments of absolute clarity where we just know something is going to work. I've had a number of them over the years, in fact my second grendel slaying wouldn't have happened without one, but this was a different sort of epiphany. This was the sort I could profit from all the time.
The objective?
Steal the Dragon's loot!
We all get keys and go grab the dragon's loot, but I didn't want just a little of it, I wanted ALL of it, and I was big enough that with a little luck I knew I could go a few round with the dragon. So I run into his room and promptly begin webbing him. I web him SO much that his speed is in the negative thousands, and instead of moving toward me, he begins to run away. Now a dragon at 150 distance can't really do anything to you. Claws get nowhere close, fire balls and breath get no where close. The dragon just runs away from you. So I stole his crap. :-) ALL of it. Needless to say, this no longer works, but I can say I made the dragon run away from me once, and I also stole all of his crap in the process.